Okay, so Bono's a tool. We know this, especially those of us who live in Dublin. I went to the loo in a nightclub once and when I came back to my seat Bono was sitting on my coat. He didn't even acknowledge me when I pulled it out from under his arse. So he's a tool. I know this.We know he's a hypocrite too. He moved his money to the tax haven of Holland only last year, yet he's always lecturing the rest of us to dig deeper in our pockets for the common good.He's an anti-poverty campaigner with his own investment vehicle. So yes, he's no stranger to contradiction.He's a pompous arse, too. We found that out when he sued his clearly mental former stylist for the return of an old hat.But in fairness to Bono, he could sit in his big house and polish his vintage car collection, as other...