Steven Staunton (pictured right in his Aston Villa pomp) is going to be sacked as Ireland manager today for being rubbish! Hurrah!However, apparently the FAI are skint and can't afford a decent manager, so they're going to give the job to David O'Leary instead. Boo!Can't we just give Irish football to someone who could manage it properly, like the GAA or the nuns?These bollixes just keep breaking my heart.On a more positive note, if you google 'Steve Staunton', my now legendary post 'What is Steve Staunton?' is the second from top result after Stan's wiki page.Please link now to 'What is Steve Staunton?' and let's make it number one!...
A spanner is a handy technical implement used for tightening up loose connections and keep moving parts in good working order.Steve Staunton is therefore not a spanner.A muppet is one of an ensemble of entertainers who brought delight and joy to people the world over with their wonderful performances over a number of decades.Steve Staunton is clearly not a muppet.Steve Staunton has presided over a national embarrassment, squandering national assets and demonstrating a hitherto unknown level of incompetence.He has shown an utter lack of leadership, has failed to come up with even the simplest forward planning and relies on preposterous excuses to remain in his job, despite huge public unhappiness with his complete lack of achievement.Obviously, Steve Staunton is actually a cabinet...