State of the union address translated via Skin Flicks
Why am I up so late? Good question. Blame the damn birds.Actually, I'm watching Bush's final State of the Union address. (Link to full text.)This is a depressing experience I wouldn't recommend to all but the hardiest of souls.So to spare the more delicate among you, let me bring you some relevant excerpts, complete with translations into English:"In the long run, Americans can be confident about our economic growth. But in the short run, we can all see that growth is slowing."- Oh. You noticed the recession, huh?"Members of Congress should know: If any bill raising taxes reaches my desk, I will veto it."- I need all the money I can get for my exceedingly expensive war and to stave off the worst of the forthcoming economic collapse. "Thanks to the D.C. Opportunity Scholarships you...