It appears that the phoney war between Iran and the USA/UK has reached the levels of cartoon comedy already.According to reports, the ayatollahs arrested two 'spy pigeons' who were flying suspiciously near their controversial uranium enrichment facility, which the Western powers allege is being used to develop nuclear bomb capacity.The ever sober and responsible online editors at Sky News' website have produced this mock-up below of the errant birds:However, I'm more inclined to envisage the event something along the lines of this:Only, Dick Dastardly would be wearing a big, bushy Mullah beard, Muttley would be in a burqa and the pigeon would be sporting a Star of David, of course....
I suppose I am a little tardy rolling out my predictions a fortnight into the new year, but I really did want to chew them over first. Last thing I need is to have you all on my back come December going ner-ner-ner-ner-ner! at me for getting it all wrong.So here are my predictions for 2007, carefully considered and guaranteed to come true or your money back.* Get down to the bookies now!Mystic JC gazes into his crystal ball and sees:The NI elections will see a bump in the SDLP vote, but not enough to overhaul Sinn Fein. Both parties will hail their performances as a success. The UUP will similarly close on the DUP and both parties again will claim public support for their strategies. Ian Paisley will then find further nit-picking reasons not to enter power-sharing, and the whole process...
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Sinn Fein,
SDLP,
iraq,
George Bush,
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election,
Al Qaeda,
Afghanistan,
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And the Big Brother state creeps ever closer in America.The latest move in the war on liberty is Georgie Boy's attempt to declare criticism of his policies in Iraq as classified material.When a former CIA analyst, who was once a senior member of Bush's administration and a director of the US national security council, attempted to let Dubya know he'd repeatedly ballsed up chances to get along with Iran, his report was declared top secret and the White House threatened to sue him if he went public.However, being former CIA, Mr Flynt Leverett (devastating spy name he has too, don't you think?) had already cleared his report with them and knew it wasn't classified in the slightest. So Georgie's boys were spoofing. Again.Perhaps he'll seek to sue the Pentagon next, after their own latest...
I've been thinking all week about the Iranian conference on the holocaust, and all sorts of things are disturbing me about it.Obviously, there are the initial concerns about holocaust denial in general. Western media coverage has been vociferous in its condemnation of the motley crew of white supremacists, rogue rabbis, neo-Nazis and other dubious types who gathered in Tehran to 're-examine' the holocaust.I share the concern that so many varied interests would seek to deny the mass murder of millions of people. It is certainly deeply worrying to see so many bizarre fellow travellers gathered together with the intention of casting doubt on the historical veracity of the holocaust.But there are plenty of other things to get concerned about in relation to this conference. The first would be...
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palestine,
rabbis,
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Armenia,
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Nobel,
George Bush,
Tony Blair,
Iran,
Israel
Watch this space President Bush is on message Sadamists are taking over the asylum and the Fourth Reich of the Apocalypse is bering down on the free world (if you can afford the subscription) so where is the liberal media in it’s rebuttal or backing of the march from war? Well here it is ABC’s “THE PATH TO 9/11″ which the ever fair and balanced Fox News refers to as: “the miniseries no one wanted to see”…”From the looks of it, the story is going to be about how stupid the government was: If only they’d listened to one man, all would have been right!”
A few shot well placed advertisements for small cash loans (small cash? classy place) later: (the bold letters are some shitty attempt at Googlejuice by fox )
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